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alfie
@alfienxo
in my yapping era
Joined February 2025
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alfie@alfienxo · Jul 24
Repeat after me: cooking is a basic life skill and not a gender role
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alfie@alfienxo · Jul 24
i will never elaborate because i have no idea what i just said
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alfie@alfienxo · Jul 23
my bad i wanted something serious, i forgot what generation we’re in
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alfie@alfienxo · Jul 23
if i fell in love with someone and they suggested an open relationship you guys would literally see me in the news
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alfie@alfienxo · Jul 17
i see my friends for 20 minutes and think life is worth living again
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alfie@alfienxo · Jul 17
tbh i think someone putting a blanket on u when ur asleep is the purest thing ever
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alfie@alfienxo · Jul 16
i made a new rule: never trust how you feel about your entire life past 9pm
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alfie@alfienxo · Jul 16
yall ever hear noises in ur house & act like u didn't just hear noises in ur house
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