alfie

ignore me all you want i'll talk to myself i'm insane

i started being evil as a joke now i'm actually evil. fuck

eating a meal without watching something feels so illegal

Repeat after me: cooking is a basic life skill and not a gender role

i will never elaborate because i have no idea what i just said

my bad i wanted something serious, i forgot what generation we’re in

old people be sending "k" texts not knowing the weight it carries

if i fell in love with someone and they suggested an open relationship you guys would literally see me in the news

i hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good

liking my story is lazy, reply and say you want to marry me

"YoU Look mEaN" Then don't look at me dumb bitch

being insecure is such a waste of youth

i see my friends for 20 minutes and think life is worth living again

"where did all your money go?" i’m either wearing it or eating it

tbh i think someone putting a blanket on u when ur asleep is the purest thing ever

i made a new rule: never trust how you feel about your entire life past 9pm

wtf is a conclusion paragraph. just stop reading

yall ever hear noises in ur house & act like u didn't just hear noises in ur house

facebook's "poke" era was insane

i can understand why chickens wake up and scream