Lindsay
@Rollinintheseat
Hi, I'm Lindsay. I use a wheelchair to get around most of the time. Most of my tweets are about life from the sitting down perspective.
Interviewer: Are you good at staying calm in stressful situations? Me: I’m not good at staying calm in relaxing situations.
I now understand why my mom didn’t want to stop anywhere on the way home from work.
my husband is looking at jobs and this one through a hiring firm is "withholding the name of the company" for some reason but wants someone familiar with "chocolate technology" who is willing to move to Hershey, PA lmao
It’s important to reward yourself for your accomplishments. For example, I spent 10 minutes vacuuming, so now I’m going to sit on the couch with snacks for three hours, watching my favorite shows.
Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?
people shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. get out of the way
Sorry I'm late, I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.
Sorry for overreacting, I do that anytime anything mildly different happens
I can do a lot of things but listening to someone chew is not one of them.
You learn a lot about yourself when you leave the house and have to interact with people. For example, I learned I hate leaving the house and having to interact with people.
When I told you I was a catch, what I meant was that I can’t run very fast
Accidentally wore a tie into Applebee’s and now I’m the manager
What’s the pathway to becoming an archeologist? Like if I, at age 47, suddenly decide I want to be an archeologist, how long until I’m holding a torch in a tomb?
Who called it being in love with a doctor and not head over heals?
Fashion Influencer: Today I’m pairing this $600 sweater with $450 pants, $975 boots, and a handbag worth a small fortune. Me: The sweatshirt I’m wearing is old enough to legally drive.
If it’s raining and someone doesn’t say “It’s a good day to take a nap.” Is it really raining?