🌱 stick 🌱

I am finished!

Insane Clown Policy

she’s ready for her closeup

I know a guy in his 30s, 6’8”, could have gone pro in the NFL for sure, independently wealthy (retired and owns his own swamp), and is on a first name basis with the local lord but ladies just refuse to get to know him, an “ogre” they call him

motorboat, m'lady?

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I have to lock Wonton and Milo out of my bedroom at night, behold the offering of toys they brought to my door through the night in an attempt to pay admission

her little turkey leg