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the concept of knowing there is currently a labubu on karl marx's grave
Taken with the Chinese student letters at Marx’s grave. There are a few.
nurse
You should have squatted down to her level and punched her in the face. Sometimes wayward children need to be…corrected
you are beefing with a 10 year old. grow up and be an adult
Yesterday I made a joke with the neighbor's daughter (like age 10?) that her cat was "my" cat since he's always hanging on my porch. (Backstory: We even made a box for him when it was winter time (remember that)? He chased away the birds so even our new bird feeders are…
When i see stuff like this in public, I always have to give them a fake compliment to start a little convo just to see their mind work for a few minutes.
spotted at the waterpark
Charli xcx getting married at the ride the dragon mv location
The other two boygenius girls at the little one’s funeral in 40 years
he was about to say something incredibly racist so they closed the curtains
“love your fit but unfortunately I have to step on you now”
just met a bug who was wearing the same outfit as me
oh my god the american exurbs are horrible, horrible places. in massachusetts, the richest people live in colonials from the 18th and 19th centuries. they maintain them perfectly and decorate them tastefully, intentionally, and timelessly.
Fuck you money
dude this was so crazy
Wow the woman who did this as a photo op is a fraud, whaaaaat no fucking way, who could have possibly seen this coming?
Twitter pre Elon was crazy cause for a post to get over 100k it was something special. It’s iconic, talked about for years. Now a post with over 100k is forgotten after 3 days and happens every day
have to tell a guy his house is sinking tomorrow
Faith Hill: *seamlessly adds in “centrifugal motion” into song lyrics Me, age 8:
after 8 years tougher my wife just casually drops she’s never seen practical magic before. Had I known this before our wedding…