Homesteadlander

I’m Italian & my cousin just sent me my late grandma’s potato gnocchi recipe. Obviously, this recipe is only decipherable by boomers & some Gen X since it’s written in ancient text I had to have ChatGPT translate it for me, no one can read this shit

Not going along with all the Covid BS is a point of pride for me When this Epstein crap finally shakes out, I’ll be proud I didn’t fall for that psyop either

These asshats are hedging all possible outcomes before they happen so if anything goes against their expectations, they can smugly say, “see, I told you so!”

This is new ➕

I don’t see how this is controversial

Today marks 5 years of safe trucking with my current job. They’re putting my name on a plaque in lieu of a raise 🏆

No Spock will ever be as good as Leonard Nimoy, but Zachary Quinto came close

Men built the house, women help make it worth living in Truckers 86-90% Men Linemen 94-98% Plumbers 96-97% Electricians 98% Auto mechanics 96-98% Civilization builders & maintainers Credit @LilaGraceRose

What’s on the top of your wishlist before Trump is done?

I’m still not voting for a woman VP or President. Not Tulsi. Not any woman. Men belong in the most powerful leadership roles, not women.

What box has X put you in? 📦

I’m not in the mood for 𝕏 today

I’ll never understand this. I always equate it to the scene in Shawshank where they talk about Brooks Hatlen getting institutionalized. I could retire tomorrow & be happy as a puppy with two peters for the rest of my days. Never for one second being bored. Only bliss

If you don’t set your cruise control at PSL+5 minimum, we can’t be friends

Hello my friend Ashley get to 5,000 followers!

Why do the ladies like putting liquid cow on their face 🐄

FAFO

Say bad words to Trump, become a hero to the libs

Need a new friend?

Let’s give @ashleyschendelx a boost towards 5K 🚀

I am officially done with Ozzy Osbourne posts