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Me any time one of the peeps I follow, follows me back:

Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight & his nose hasn't moved an inch

This is perhaps the best response to infidelity I have ever read.👏

☹️🖤🤘 RIP, Prince of Darkness

Don’t forget to cancel your blue check today.

My pleasure. You’re welcome. Truth matters. This guy is a fraud.

🤦🏻‍♀️ It's incredible anyone would have voted for this totally incompetent person.

Agreed. I need to know what the guy is being arrested for to know if the repeated punches to the face are justified. I don't like violence, and it may have been unnecessary, or it may have been deserved--either way, it could have all been avoided by (a.) not breaking the law, or…

"I didn't want to be blamed for her not winning...[The interview] was really bad and didn't make any sense." Why am I not surprised?

My balls if you hold a flashlight under them.

Wow, I think she looks great. I bet the guys calling her fat be behind their computer screens and CGI pfps lookin' like this.

My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

"You're so...You're so...You're so...CUUUUUUUUUUTE!"🤘 😸

If you use incorrect pronouns out of respect, why exactly are you using them for this perverted, murdering psycho?

That is a man. A dress and a wig with a little bit of rouge doesn't change that. He is a man who killed his husband with a Samauri sword. Tell the truth. It might feel strange on the first go, but you'll get better at it.

💯

So pure 🤍💛 Love 💞

If you love someone let them go.. If they come back, that means no one else liked them. Let them go again

On the left, a trannny man. On the right, a lantern fly. Both are invasive species.

Is this true? ☹️

Cat dolphins..🐈🐾😅