que cera sarah 🤷♀️
@dooz_er
mom. buncha kids. just trying to be happy. ❤️ greenest 👀 on twitter. 🤷♀️ forever right. 😊 i won't open your dm 😬
Bra shopping is not fun. Bra shopping with your teenage daughters is not funner. Lawdhammercy.
If you’re ever in NOLA and you want a great chicken sandwich, check out Willie Mae’s.
kid: dude ozzy died! other kid: who? kid: the guy who invented crazy train! other kid: what’s that!? kid: i dunno dude but he like ate a bat. …youths
I don’t know who needs to hear this but it shouldn’t take 5 business days to make a right hand turn.
12 to 15: you’re an organ donor? 15: yeah. 12: what organs did you donate!?!? 15: *looks at me* omg how do i even respond to that!? me: *dies*
inconsiderate people piss me off like just remove your head from your ass.
I have come to the conclusion that I need a month long vacation.
