Vinod Chhaproo

Ordered new coats for my kids and for convenience I had them shipped directly to their school’s lost and found section

The worst side effect of Covid is TikTok

Amazon’s prime day starts today, I’m looking forward to buying things I absolutely don’t need

Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly and you'll never know what flares it up every time.

I might not be good at bowling, but I can make sure I can throw the game so my 7yo will narrowly beats me and he has a great day That's my story and I'm sticking to it

I thought my car’s headlights were off but it turns out they just need cataract surgery.

my wife asked me to pick up a thing at the store so i spent an hour not finding it at a sports bar having chicken wings and beer

It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease and it says unexplained weight loss.

When I said I was in my feral era, I meant Will Ferrell.

This lunch pairs well with watching 11 minutes of a tv show

My favorite app to scroll is Venmo because why is Bill making his wife pay him back for her Starbucks coffee?

Green tea is just yellow tea that had asparagus for dinner last night.

my favorite thing about monday is when it's over.

This that heat Ace Ventura felt inside that rhinoceros.

Sometimes I shy away from normal men behaviors. Other times I comment daily on an IG page where people post cool sticks they found.

baseball coach: relax your forearms. my 10yo: I only have 2 arms.

Setting a daily alarm labeled laundry bc then, God willing, my washing machine won’t be a mold incubator for more than 24 hours at a time.