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Just think, at minimum, one of your followers is a serial killer.

I think a lot about feelings... just mine though, never yours.

Ambien kicking in, so it's time to shop Amazon for random items that will be a surprise once arrive, as I will have no memory of ordering them! What should we buy?

Wearing my six shooter, riding my pony on a cattle drive. I should've been a cowboy.

Being a fan of a politician doesn't help anyone but that politician's bank account

A lobotomy & a forehead kiss would fix me

I TOLD YOU ABOUT MY LOVE OF OATMEAL RAISIN COOKIES IN CONFIDENCE!!

A big pet peeve of mine is people who are inconsistent

Hmm.

Patiently waiting

I love the way you taste on my lips. Me to my coffee........

Being a father of two also means I’m aging twice the speed

Someone: You drink too much coffee Me: You breathe too much air but I’m not judging am I

We all live a distorted view of reality

Which little monster are you today?

From the windowwwwwwwww to the walllllllll

Keep moving lady, I don't have room for you in my delusions right now.

You say haunted forest like it’s something to be feared rather than embrace.

your future self is talking mad shit about you