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@blondehotcoffee

i only tweet when i’m high or manic

Alberta, Canada // 23

Joined January 2024

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e l l a 🇨🇦@blondehotcoffee · Apr 16, 2024

HEY EVERYONE i just released my first song on streaming services!!! i’m super nervous but if you want to give it a listen it would mean the world to me :) it’s a song i wrote called “losing more than weight” about my struggles with an ED. hope you like it open.spotify.com/track/0Bm6qK5Z…

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Natalie Would@_NatalieWould · Jul 22

I wish turning into my mother burned more calories

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Z@thomzay11 · Jul 22

I give my bf one hour of Grindr time for being good

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e l l a 🇨🇦@blondehotcoffee · Jul 21

no way they found waluigi mangione

aape attack survivor@pissvortex · Jul 21

Where the fuck is Jubilee finding these guys

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Herschel Pennymacker@pennymacker · Jul 23, 2024

I don’t need a “bidet.” I have a “waterpik” and “pretty good aim.”

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very baller cash money normal sane person@normal_ballerz · Jul 21

my fav word in 2nd grade was tuberculosis

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Steven Greenstreet 🐷@MiddleOfMayhem · Jul 20

We know more about the 2 people on the left after 4 days than the guy on the right after 12 months.

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e l l a 🇨🇦@blondehotcoffee · Jul 22

problematic wanting a relationship gap situationship

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e l l a 🇨🇦@blondehotcoffee · Jul 22

pissing in the humidifier before leaving the house party

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e l l a 🇨🇦@blondehotcoffee · Jul 21

there is more to life than labubus and digging in your butt

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e l l a 🇨🇦@blondehotcoffee · Jul 19

all i do is fart and touch myself

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e l l a 🇨🇦@blondehotcoffee · Jul 19

the only ethical billionaire is the costco CEO who threatened to kill people if they tried to raise the hot dog price

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e l l a 🇨🇦@blondehotcoffee · Jul 18

i hope this email finds you before your untimely death

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sponge.mp4@spongemp4_ · Jul 17

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e l l a 🇨🇦@blondehotcoffee · Jul 18

stuck in an endless cycle of working so i can buy energy drinks and buying energy drinks so i can work

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e l l a 🇨🇦@blondehotcoffee · Jul 18

why do bugs have to come inside like you have the entire outdoors this 400 square foot apartment is all i got

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Pepsi@pepsibong · Jul 17

This photo brings me peace

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