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@jurassicjells
a stupid girl. mother of spiders π·οΈ #RepTheHalo βΎοΈ #BrightonFC β½οΈ
they should stop chopping off a whole 1/3 of their second babies i think thatβs whatβs killing them
13.5son: mom look my mustache is more brown me: thatβs oreo dust son.
who tf wants softness
gemini, cancer gave you nothing but softness. why did you make it so hard?
guess what Iβm volunteering at an admin tent at this soccer tournament and everytime the wind blows Iβm flooded with the aroma of sour trash
fucking what
BREAKING: Venmo & PayPal users can now send money to the US government to help pay down the national debt.
not my son asking me for hot chocolate in front of this 6382826226.43 degree sun
me: here you go nebula have some yummy food π nebula: I WILL DESTROY YOU AND YOUR NEXT 3 GENERATIONS TOO
everyone: omg i hate snakes theyβre so scary the elephant trunk snake: β¦.
yeah? well at least Iβm not named after a deadly disease
cancer hopes that you allow yourself to fall, gemini.
i have been touched inappropriately by the sun today
punching giant green beetles out of midair left n right at this soccer tourney ffs DONT CROSS ME
BABIESSSSSSS π₯° welcome home Nox and Cyra (theyβre so bitey)
