Toby 🇵🇸
@tobestewart
If my tweets look familiar it's because of the alphabet
People from as far away as my neighbours’ couch are saying I “don’t understand private property” and “actually it’s a settee”
People think a post is “successful” if it gets a lot of likes but personally I think a post is successful if it reaches just one person and absolutely ruins their day
The Wheels on the Bus was written in 1937 but motorised buses date back to the 1890s. There was a forty year period where people were just getting on buses with no idea of what was going to happen.
If you only partially open the fridge door it saves energy and muffles the crying
With England’s Lionesses in the final, I have to decide whether my love of women outweighs my hatred of sport and patriotism
“The Bonobo ape is the only other animal known to enjoy recreational sex”, said an exhausted researcher, who wishes to remain anonymous
Most toothpaste isn't even made out of real teeth anymore.
And this “psychiatrist who's asking you questions,” is he in the room with us right now?
This is @RedRosa91940184, better known as Audrey White. She’s a national hero in the UK #FreePalestine
Stunning scenes as three heroic police officers risk their lives tackling this terrifying terrorist. We can only pray the officers survived this confrontation with a tiny elderly woman 🙏
I didn’t mind my wife hitting me in the face as she climaxed until I found out she was faking it
Kids today will never know the amusement of breaking an old thermometer, pouring the mercury in your hand and nvgrd vxzdr mmyu bvfryj
This video includes footage of the legendary Audrey White (@RedRosa91940184) being arrested by Merseyside Police at the end of yesterday’s demonstration. Audrey had the temerity to protest against genocide and to support Palestine Action #FreePalestine youtu.be/OI4Cr-s7O7U?si…
Has anyone thought of “not” doing a genocide? But then again, how are we gonna make all the dead people Zionism needs? It's a tricky one, for sure
Still demonstrating in Liverpool against the UK’s support for the Israeli’s ongoing genocide in Gaza. Today, many of us were arrested, following 160 peaceful demos. The UK government is on the wrong side of history. The people aren’t! #FreePalestine