octopus/caveman
@octopuscaveman
cool ranch icarus, painter of LoveBots, king of diarrhea jokes
I feel like this skeleton wants to fuck so bad but his pickup lines are just awful
if i woke up to Li'l Sebastian rippin on the keys i would think i died during the procedure and was now in heaven
Losing it over this therapy horse that vigorously plays the piano to wake kids up from anesthesia
Eating your own cum is the only way to make sure you’re absorbing the most possible protein 💋💕💕💕💕
Eating your own cum is the only way to make sure you’re absorbing the most possible protein 💋💕💕💕💕
Hey @grok ping me if any hot chicks on here post about liking guys who post diarrhea jokes
People think a post is “successful” if it gets a lot of likes but personally I think a post is successful if it reaches just one person and absolutely ruins their day
🎶This is the story of a girl…
Who took a shit in my oven and turned it to broil 370° ???
Made a pact with a female friend that if we weren’t married by the time we were 45 we would meet on the top of the Empire State building on Valentine’s Day and fight to the death
Fun fact: when Gallagher died, his final wishes were for his body to be laid on stage and be pulverized with mallets by his fans. These last wishes were not fulfilled meaning he is likely a ghost
This is the perfect size for a screwdriver. A lot of people will say you need a bigger one but this one will get the job done.
