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@schmezi
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π°π π₯πͺπ’π·π¦@schmezi Β· Oct 7, 2020
i did the math and everything is stupid
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Dadman Walking@dadmann_walking Β· Jul 21
my favorite thing about monday is when it's over.
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π°π π₯πͺπ’π·π¦@schmezi Β· Jul 10, 2020
sorry about the heat wave, i left the portal to hell open on my way out
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π°π π₯πͺπ’π·π¦@schmezi Β· Jul 20
wake up babe, thereβs a cool bird outside
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Nayele18@nayele18maybe Β· Jul 19
I like to tell people how I'm really doing so they stop asking
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vic@vicloveshorror Β· Jul 20
hey (with the intention of making you go to spirit halloween with me)
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paused mortem π@LeeCram Β· Jul 20
My silence doesn't mean yes. It doesn't mean no either. It means fuck you.
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π π π₯ π₯ π π ΰ½Ό π π π£ π@ardentreflexion Β· Jul 20
just take my hand and letβs leave this place.
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yeah ok@poutinesmoothie Β· Jul 19
The floor is literally the biggest shelf in your house.
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RΜΆΜΜ³yΜ΅ΜΜ¨@RavenBrood81 Β· Jul 20
Your hearing is just fine, but your listening is fucking terrible.
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Cali@calidaysay Β· Jul 18
Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you're still awake.
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