Cali

keep ignoring me till i forget you

You're somebody to someone.

Stop being on bad terms with people you love. Death is real and random.

Sunday selfie self care day! Hope everyone has a great week!

Let the music just swallow you whole

[in the Grinch voice] we must stop Monday from coming. But how.

nice tweets babe is your manic episode done yet

Just get over here and let me love you already.

When they keep collecting trash and wondering why life stinks…

imagine thinking you have all the answers

Pedro walked so we could run.

The year is 2025. You either play pickleball, transition to a new gender, or you start hobby horsing.

never say something permanently hurtful just because you're temporarily upset.

They can’t love you publicly without unraveling the lies they told privately.

I made some bad choices in life but I never bought a pair of crocs

The hottest thing a man can do is to be unashamedly & insanely obsessed with you.

those soulful eyes will be the death of me

I may have the right to remain silent but oh boy do I lack the ability

Somewhere in a garage, a Flowbee and a George Foreman grill are planning a comeback.

My grandma told me, “Marry someone you can suffer with.” I used to think that was sad. Now I understand— Love isn't who takes you to dinner. It's who holds you when you're drowning. And builds you a boat.