the heart

Well this my stop

LT. INFANT - KIA SGT. EMBRYO - KIA MAJ. TODDLER - KIA MAJ. CHILD - KIA MAJ. BABY - KIA MAJ. NEWBORN - KIA

Your loved ones will leave you if you get a bad haircut

They done killed Ozzy

I want to be an old timey doctor who only prescribes either "the mountains" or "the sea"

if I was president I would make trees larger

I once knew a man named Eddington. Roger McKinley Eddington, my friend from the war. [looking up] Oh, we gave those Jerries a proper thwacking, didn’t we, Rodge? Yes, yes, but your thwacking didn’t stop there, did it, Rodge? [puffing pipe] No, no, Old Eddington killed everybody

do you know where my lighter is

have you seen my lighter

I hope police suicide rates go up

(in her arms being soothed after having a morning erection) i-it happens nearly every morning and it’s so sc- sc- (shaky breath) scary

(climbing into your skin) scooch over

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I wonder what you’re doing out there

picks up a bug and dresses it in a little suit. places the bug in the driver seat of my car, hands it a briefcase and a grape (for lunch), kisses it on its antenna and sends it off to work. does chores around the house and prepares dinner

dribbling the ball top of the key split the defenders midrange jumper steal the ball shamgod into midrange jumper steal the ball baseline midrange jumper steal the ball midrange jumper steal the ball dribble out to three point line step over the line into midrange jumper

eating my grains, Oh I am quite the hedonist

it's shallow grave friday, everybody grab your shovels, or don't

Tap 'X' repeatedly to Hold 'B' to Press 'Y' to do the thing or whatever