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You’re sheltering autistics under the floorboards are you not?

What’s a life-saving medical fact everyone should know?

Happy birthday goat @Brycen77 the Mavs will win next time my guy

Missionary so we can play Jenga.

My son just asked me if he has to wear a shirt to Taco Bell and honestly I don’t know

Why is nobody talking about how the fires were very clearly started by faulty power lines?@PGE4Me #PalisadesFire

A Congressperson can be missing while paid for 6 months without repercussions, but if a service worker sits in a break room for 10 min on the clock it is called theft of time and they get fired.

It’s less than a week away from Christmas and I just heard the ice cream truck roll down my street, because Texas.

The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

I’ve lived here for 22 years and it never ceases to amaze me how raindrops can bring an entire metropolitan infrastructure to its knees. #DFWTraffic #DfwArea

"YOU'RE GONNA GET THE HELL OVER HERE AND WATCH THIS CHRISTMAS MOVIE WITH US AS A FAMILY AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE CHRISTMAS JOY!!" - And other fun christmas things I say to my kids

I make one little mistake and now my pharmacist adds, "by mouth" to all my prescriptions labels.

You're digging a deep hole in the sand. Your mother asks if you're digging to China. You check your pocket globe.

This is the man who will be leading America's top health agency.

Fox News: "The Onion has 4.3 trillion daily readers."

OK, these videos are getting out of control 😂

Trump made very specific promises about bringing widespread, dramatic DEflation — not just ending major inflation, which has already happened. It was the reason he was elected, and he needs to be held accountable to those promises.

I used to go out and do things and now i have favorite scissors

Woke up in the Hooters womans bathroom stall Dont remember the last 19 hours