Uncle Gary

i borrowed Weasels uncles tow truck & helping @BradWCAttorney get some % #new clients

i will be at Hooters #tonight telling High School stories about winning State

🚨 BRAKING 🚨 I can barely type this one out. The greatest technical wrestler of all time, Paul “Hulk” Hogan, has passed away. He was 91 One of the great role models of all time, Hulk was the epitome of clean living and patriotism

i have every Hulk hogan match on VHS #tape i will be watching them all in his honor

just got #kicked out of Waffle House

honored to help @3YearLetterman kick off 4-a-day youth football practisses with this #team trust exercise. we will recreate The Program scene where the players lay down & a mostly sobar @unclegarytrucks drives past. @BradWCAttorney is on site to handel any injury comp claims

i havnt tweeted in a few days because i have ben in #jail

just #ran over a moped parked in a parking space

what happens at the truck stop stays at the #truck stop

I got the charges dropped against @unclegarytrucks when he blew a .38 BAC after unsuccessfully trying to outrun the cops on his Rascal mobility scooter on his way to the strip club, so this one should be a piece of cake.

selling my #grill Litely used $39.99 CASH only

hope every1 else got #lucky tonight 2

Coach already has a ticket that is unbeatable.

you #can get drunk by drinking ole slice after shave

What the hell is gluton

i got caught #motor boating a Hooters waitress on the Jumbotron at a Montgomery Biscuits game I kept #going people clapped that was the end of it

🚨 HIPPA VIOLATION 🚨

Banging colleagues is actively encouraged and rewarded at Cousin Brad LLC

me & Weasel got paid ripe down a fens & used that wood to #build a porch

what #the hell is HR