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I'm not sure everyone is ready for how unbelievably stupid the next two years are going to be.
The latest Trump pool report: Earlier this morning, there was an increased law enforcement presence near Mar-a-Lago after people heard loud popping noises nearby. According to Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office PIO Teri Barbera, it was an elderly man who lives nearby shooting at…
I have sent a copy of ‘The Onion’ to every member of Congress. To spread its message to less powerful people, I have also taken out an ad in a lesser newspaper. Read my full letter here: theonion.com/why-im-sending…
Trump says he doesn't want war with Iran, but that's exactly what he wants, because that's exactly what Saudi Arabia, Netanyahu, al-Qaeda, Bolton, Haley, and other NeoCons/NeoLibs want. That’s what he put first--not America.
No War With Iran. Get our troops out of Iraq and Syria now. tulsi.to/no-war #IranAttack #NoWarWithIran
theonion.com/this-war-will-…
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t theonion.com/this-war-will-…
Trump Announces Seal Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid
This isn't real. Account got hacked. Don't click on anything unless you want your money stolen by incels. We are working on getting the posts removed. In the words of a famous philosopher: "Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm trying to remove it."
An important message from Global Tetrahedron's CEO @BryceTetraeder about InfoWars. In short: "Your role will soon become clear. Stand by." theonion.com/a-message-of-h…
A statement from The Onion about InfoWars.
The Onion is extremely on sale for a week, starting today. $75 for a year of the newspaper, or $7 a month, shipped to your door. Sign up this week and you'll have your first one by Christmas. membership.theonion.com
I’m so glad that @TheOnion is printing again.
I’m so glad that @TheOnion is printing again.
The Onion has a chance to do the funniest thing ever x.com/cnnbrk/status/…
Spirit Airlines has filed for bankruptcy because of mounting losses and a failed JetBlue merger. The airline said it will continue to operate. cnn.it/3ZcMAp2
NEW: The court-appointed trustee overseeing the sale of Infowars just responded to the emergency motion to disqualify The Onion's bid, calling it "a disappointed bidder’s improper attempt to influence an otherwise fair and open auction process."