Mom Jeans
@momjeansplease
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My son found me crying in the kitchen, wrapped his arms around me and whispered, “Is it because of your hair?” Now I’m crying for two reasons.
found out sugar cubes were invented by a husband in the 1840s so his wife wouldn't keep hurting herself chopping giant sugar loaves just to sweeten her tea. so he made perfect little cubes. just for her. imagine being loved like that
“fuck it we ball” (malnourished, heavy eye bags, dehydrated, and on the verge of insanity)
Just started raining. I better call my dad to see if we needed this.
walking around with no bag is so crazy i feel like a loose receipt
I’m feeling really anxious but haven’t decided the main reason yet
Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up
Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap and then order a pizza and watch a movie.
Things are starting to feel very what’s the point-ish.
I need a new binge-able series. Preferably one that will emotionally destroy me. Any recs? I have apple, Netflix, Max and Disney/Hulu
i told my boyfriend i was going to take a shower and i walked into the bathroom and saw this
“grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because e is a greyer letter than a. i will not elaborate