Mark

Always cut the grass to expose the snakes.

Find happiness in your own little world.

“Summer Nights” - Van Halen While not released as a single, “Summer Nights” is a standout track on 5150, which was a commercial success, peaking at #1 on the Billboard 200.

Reason #65567 to defund public education

There's Twitter/X life and there's real life. They are not the same. Don't get it twisted.

I usually reach my limit of human interaction by around 8AM or so.

Calm down, let's not act like I'm your first bad decision.

“like” is one of the key glues to “love” to be in like with your person is so important before you are in love with them seems simple and yet….

If I ever did a podcast, I would do it only to make you guys suffer by dealing with me even more.

[burglar shaking me awake] “You’re out of toilet paper!”

Fun Fact: Astronauts never laugh in space due to the antigravity of the situation.

Establish dominance by counting your items out loud when you’re slightly over in the 15 items or less check out lane.

The curvy road of life is littered with empty beer cans.

Throwing "whereupon" into a few work emails today to keep it fun.

you ever wake up a completely different person

Having someone that truly fucking loves you for any period of time is fucking life altering...you will forever fucking seek more

Me on grocery store intercom: I’d like to warn the other shoppers that there’s a hugger on aisle five

Alright who puddinged in my bread?

“This was swimming just an hour ago. Enjoy” - cannibal chef

everybody is doing their best at the time what works for them - it so becomes that someone’s best might not be your best and vice versa

growth that does not glow but oh you can feel so much making space within that sets you just about ok with what’s around you and with you