DrunkBobRoss
@john_c_roth
My heart is unbearably happy, but sad for those who don't feel the same way. https://twitter.com/search/?q=%28from:@john_c_roth/exclude:replies
Because I’ve had questions, neither picture is of me. This is as close to a selfie as I can get. I’m next to the handsome one.
Trump tore up the agreement that was keeping Iran from having nuclear weapons, and now he's bombing Iran for having nuclear weapons. Weird, how that worked out.
Coffee beans are just emotional support gravel and I will absolutely grind them into a potion to survive another day
Stay away from Greeley…
Look I’m sure there are many things to love about Colorado, including the people who live there that I love dearly…but this is the smelliest fucking place I’ve ever been to.
Etymology of the day: spiders were once known as ‘attercops’, or ‘poison-heads’, because it was believed most spiders were venomous. The ‘cop’ element became the ‘cob’ in ‘cobweb’.
sure, i could be watching an art film or reading a good book or listening to some opera music, but no, i have to spend my day looking for a tow truck that’s strong enough to pull my car out of giant vat of refried beans that i accidentally drove into.
SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??? This is the president of the united states. Thanks, assholes, to everyone who voted for him. Besides that if he so obviously wants us to demand the Epstein files he must be up to something worse, Why can't we have any fucking decorum?
Just goofing around I decided to go on E-Harmony... .... wouldn't you know it matched me up with a pepperoni pizza.
I am kindly requesting that the people in charge of putting the expiration dates on food please remember your elders. Right now I’m in the chip aisle with a magnifying glass.
Today, I tried making an American-style breakfast, with home fries, easy over eggs, etc. I am ready to accept that I’m better at woodwork than I am at cooking.
Amazon sells fake books for your shelves. This is the saddest indicator of humanity's current state.
The worst thing someone has been through is worse than anything else they've been through, even if you've been through something worse.
Do not invalidate people's struggles because you've been through worse. if someone is tired after working for 5 hours and you worked for 7, it doesn't mean that they're not allowed to be tired. it doesn't mean they can't feel what they're feeling just because you've had it worse.
What a sad, pathetic display from a US Secretary of Defense. This guy needs rehab and a good therapist.
Hegseth: Because you— the press—cheer against Trump so hard. It's like in your DNA and in your blood to cheer against Trump because you want him not to be successful so bad. You have to cheer against the efficacy of these strikes. You have to hope maybe they weren't effective……
[Skydiving] INSTRUCTOR: Pull your chute! ME: My shoe? INSTRUCTOR: Your parachute! ME: My pair of shoes? [later] CORONER: Where are her shoes?
All I’m saying is, if Spider-Man’s web shooters were in his butt or abdomen like a real spider, it would be a whole different kind of movie
What many Americans, and most citizens of democracies, fail to understand is how autocracies communicate. It has little to do with the real world. Trump's only audience are his followers. The only audience for Trump's sycophants and officials is Trump. Reality is irrelevant.
What is this lunatic talking about? Does this mean Iran lays down arms first, lets Israel strike it for 12 hours, then Israel stops? Apparently Iran says they didn't even get a proposal. I think he's just creating an alternative reality for MAGAs. He'll say he ended the war and…
Anyone who thinks I won't drive three hours for good pepperoni pizza clearly doesn't know me very well.
"so...listen...we're gonna blow your shit up." "but..." "no, just listen...we're gonna blow your shit up but just on the surface." "okay..." "and then you retaliate but don't really hit anything..." "okay..." "and then I'll declare a ceasefire. I get a Nobel." "and we get..?"
Sorry I'm late, I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.