Katie
@ALadyNamedKatie
usually in the woods | THIS IS MY ONLY ACCOUNT
Please do not test me I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO
Sobriety isn’t about what you’re giving up — it’s about everything you’re gaining. Clarity. Peace. Strength. One day at a time.
People think a post is “successful” if it gets a lot of likes but personally I think a post is successful if it reaches just one person and absolutely ruins their day
reminder that Sharon Osbourne would throw hands for Ozzy Osbourne 😭 she got sued after this
men who slam doors and furniture just want you to hear how hard they want to hit you. read that as many times as it takes
Ohana means family and family means nothing in Mario Kart. You’re going down
When I hit the jackpot, it’s free therapy for all my favorite emotionally unstable people.
I’m on an impersonation reporting spree!!! If you know of any fake accounts using my pictures feel free to tag them below! I’ve already reported 5 accounts 🤣🤦♀️
If my posts seem chaotic lately, don’t worry — I’m not unraveling, I’m just finally emptying my draft folder like it’s emotional spring cleaning. 😝
There’s nothing quite like watching your ex downgrade like it’s a competitive sport and they’re going for gold
Holy shit! Social Security finally added the “call back” option instead of making you wait on hold for hours! Small win!
If “adulting” is just googling how to do stuff, then I’m basically a genius.
hey i saw you from across the bar i'm watching you i'm going to get you
Before the Internet, we didn’t even know how dumb everyone was. We suspected of course, but now we have proof.