James May
@MrJamesMay
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Having a pint of Butcombe (born in the same city as I was) and a roast at a rival pub, the Compasses at Chicksgrove. Newsflash ends.

Arrived in Australia. Given a chocolate frog. Everything as it should be.
A380, 1A, AOK. I appreciate my good fortune. Laterz, B&G.


I’m heading to Australia later today. Anything I should know?
Some people in the UK say, of flipped fried eggs, ‘easy over’. Or have I imagined that?
Today, I tried making an American-style breakfast, with home fries, easy over eggs, etc. I am ready to accept that I’m better at woodwork than I am at cooking.
This ancient bench, seen near Gloucester, reveals that Romans used base 2 and would, eventually, have invented the pocket calcvlator.

The great thing about being a tea drinker is that you don’t have to pretend to be amazed by chocolate dust art.

These ‘heritage’ tommies are very beautiful. Is £9/kg reasonable?

Current world events reveal just how many people struggle with the pronounciation of nucular and esculate.
There’s some serious shit going down in the world this morning, so here’s me pontificating about a massively expensive Ferrari. thetimes.com/article/cd3b51…
This beer is currently available at #TheRoySwallowcliffe and is great. Message ends.

English collective nouns are ridiculous, and just an opportunity for bores to be pompous. Parliament of owls my arse. Everything should be a ‘load of’.
Americans: love y’all, but you don’t seem to understand ‘toast’.
