OleSaintPat

sometimes I’ll be like “wow I’m handling this so well” and then realize I just dissociated for 4 days straight

not me, here ya go sluts

ass so fat because it’s full of curses

i don’t have a lot of money but i’m rich in other ways

my mom warned me bout drugs not women under 5'6

Enough things have happened No more things for awhile please

No.

There should be 4 hours between 10 pm and midnight

It is nobler to declare oneself wrong than to insist on being right --especially when one is right.

Have you tried ibuprofening it?

bring back natural selection we don't need all of you

sorry I can’t go, I’m going outside to play

shrek and fiona really chose being ogres over being white

Art by Color out of Place

When I see men and plants I think the same thing. Oh, that looks nice. I’ll probably kill it.

never been regularr

I have so many mean things to say today, i'm gonna take a breath lmao

Weird women are the hottest

“just speak your mind” I will be institutionalized

I'm so lucky people can't hear what I'm thinking.

coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth