Gareth Williams.
@history99917180
Worked for the Queen. Mature student. Play a bit of wheelchair rugby. Married to an animal angel. All my own words. And I beat Cancer. @garethaw.bsky.social
Funny job memory. When I worked on the job chopper some of our pilots had flown in the Falklands war. After a task we’d often practice evading an attacking jet fighter. Useful over the fens. So, if you’re rich, have a chopper and want to evade a fighter jet, I’m your boy.
Bloody hell. They’ve both gone now. I really need to shut up!
Cricket people. How often do both opening batsmen get a hundred in a test match? Must be good odds for that.
Cricket people. How often do both opening batsmen get a hundred in a test match? Must be good odds for that.
Dear people who don’t follow me. Yes, I know I look very happy and healthy. Yes, I know I should be grateful. Yes, I had a fabulous childhood and my parents were wonderful people. This was just a bit of humour. People who follow me know I am just having a laugh. Blimey!
When I was little I didn’t care what clothes I wore. I just wore what my parents chose. Looking at old photos, it’s clear my parents didn’t care either. What do I look like?
Naomi Cunningham absolutely rocking it. Barrister for the man Doctor complains to Judge that Naomi Cunningham is creating a hostile environment by misgendering the man Doctor. Judge asks Naomi if she wishes to reflect on this. Her reply ‘No’ Outstanding.
When I was little I didn’t care what clothes I wore. I just wore what my parents chose. Looking at old photos, it’s clear my parents didn’t care either. What do I look like?
Just found out that Sam has been on eBay all day. If she’s still on there tomorrow I’ll drop the price.
I’ve just walked into the corner of our living room cabinet and smashed my spuds. Chuffing sore now. I think I’ve just checked my chromosomes!
‘If everyone was kind’ Remember ladies, just keep quiet and be kind to the cock in a frock. It’s all your fault.
KS - policy said intimidating or offensive in way you say, that's enough. If everyone was kind and said things another say there was no need for it to come to this. NC - think briefly about another person, not a man who thinks/wishes he was a woman - a man in mans clothes - Pete
Caroline has reminded me of the saying we had for people who turned on the sob story when they were caught talking bollocks in the witness box.
Known in the trade as “ dock asthma”
OMG. What a goal. I knew we were still in this. Never in doubt. @slpalmerwalker
NHS Fife conducting their fair and thorough investigation.
Naomi Cunningham leaving court today. Anyone know if she’s married? I’m a little bit in love. Obvs, don’t tell Sam.
Dr Searle ‘you can trust me, I’m a Doctor’. Well, actually, we don’t.
NC I suggest u conspired not to produce it Absolutely not. I'm a dr and trustworthy. NC Yr regulator wld be concerned about this if you hadnt? KS we have to work w honesty and integrity
A Spitfire has just given me an air display. How utterly British. Well played.
