Tipsy Angel 🪽

Everyone says they love your scars until you show them

Wow kids toys that come with a battery but then need a special screwdriver (not included) can get F**c*ed

Hmm so they took 2 hippos and kittens and giraffes on the ark. Impressive but like did they not already hate mosquitoes or they didn’t know them yet?

Hi, do y’all miss me yet?

Thoughts and prayers for me tonight as I have to sleep in a different bed. It takes us 50 yo 12 hours to get 6 hours of sleep.

I love someone that shoots straight

I wanted to wear some hot lingerie but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss

Love is, staying soft - even when the world begs you to shatter

Things I’m attracted to: tattoos, beards and muscles Things I’m not attracted to: When they start talking

It's astonishing how people believe they know you when they don't have a fucking clue!

Hey guys, many women have children and our bodies change. What’s your excuse for getting fat?

Did you know that ChatGPT sounds just like ‘cat, I farted’ in French, which is ‘chat j’ai pété?

There’s no need to be a cunt about it.

If you see my post , please don’t say hi. Just ignore it and move on. 🤣🤣

Note to self: 3 fingers are good, very relaxing. 5 fingers make you dance. *This is about whiskey

*Muted. Like friends….but not.

How long before Grok ends up pregnant by Elon?

I’m not a lesbian, but I’m a little bi-curious from time to time 😛💦

Damn right I'll like your tweet just 6 seconds after you posted it!

Ok, deep breath.. Asking for help isn't easy but heart disease & COPD are taking their toll. My other half is too ill to work so the financial burden has fallen on my shoulders. I'm trying my best. Maybe you'd like to help me? 💜Thank you kindly💜 👇 paypal.me/ClaireNBurton