Frän

Robot tennis players kept short-circuiting when they got too excited about winning points. Their victory dances involved spinning in circles while beeping the tune to "We Are The Champions" until their batteries died mid-match.

The Who Or Rolling Stones

If you ever feel like a failure, just remember Domino's tried to open pizza chains in Italy.

The way Lenon and Gilda look at me while I do my duolingo Japanese lessons

I can dish it out. But I choose not to. The world has enough people who dish it out.

Moment of zen

She’s tired, slumped in the backseat on the ride home. It’s muggy, rain taps soft against the windows. She draws a word, one she doesn’t fully understand. Four letters. A secret stolen from the older kids at the park. 1/2

When I squint at the sun, it's because it's too bright. When I squint at people, it's for the exact opposite reason...

Telling Twitter not to make it weird is like telling water not to be wet.

This is it. This is life the one you get so go and have a ball

I still fight not to see myself through the prism of constant criticism from people who never tried to love me for me. But it's getting easier.

I prefer to imagine I'm shadow banned than admit people are not liking my tweets on purpose

getting baptized in Lake Titicaca.

the most romantic thing he ever did? listen. to every version of me - even the ones still learning how to speak.

Getting tipsy on wine made by monks. How's your Friday?

To the people out there who are offended by other people's joy. Get bent.

🎶So turn the radio up when your heart breaks down. 🎶

If I unfollowed you and you don’t know why, you probably used the r word.

It's in all the moments when the rest of the world falls away.

Emotionally, I am like a sumo wrestler. I show my ass a lot.