moderately amusing gay wolf

A 25 year old will look you dead in the eye and ask you if you’ve heard of Led Zeppelin

I don’t mind the Oxford comma when it earns its keep, it’s the unnecessary use that I find unbecoming

The OG insane queen. An inspiration to us all 🙌

“Hi Hitler and all of that” - @JonSavoyiSwear

Do I like Phil Collins? I’ve got two ears and a heart, don’t I?

Surely there has to be more to life than this

If you’re reading this

i love fact checking myself cause sometimes i find out something i thought i knew to be true is wrong

The face I made when a man told me he had the same name as my cat is embarrassing. You’d think I was a game show winner.

I really do just be wishing upon a star and shit

just because we texting doesn’t mean your number is stored in my phone .. it’s like church over here, it’s up to you to get saved ..

Is this art?

a tracking number isn't enough, I need to be on the delivery drivers private story

(Closing a book after reading the first page) alright I get the idea

So true, should be a dm

“The worst thing she could say is no” My friend at the function- “the thought of him touching me makes me want to kill myself”