AboutThatGirl

Try out that nickname he doesn't like while you're bouncing on his cock. See if his mind changes ...

I don’t remember any of this shit being on an episode of The Facts of Life.

If your friends don't call you by a nickname, do they even like you?

it happened to me: i didn’t buy snacks so that i wouldn’t have snacks in the house and now i don’t have snacks in the house

and to my great grandchildren, I leave my game day outfits.

Just ask these mosquitoes, I taste great.

I want to cuddle him until we both fall asleep but i also want him to slam me up against a wall and makeout with me

Asked a guy his hobbies and he said, "I like to dilly dally"

I won’t argue. I’ll just cut your brake lines.

This!! 🙄

C'mere babe, it's time for that makeup sex we discussed.

I would make you my meatloaf.

Hey, how do I find out what my hateful mail lady's name is?? Real question.

Idk why doctors only give stickers to kids? like hello I was also brave today

I didn’t need therapy, I needed Carson Daly to read my crush’s name on TRL.

People who only need a quick 15 minute nap and feel refreshed afterwards are weirdos.

We didn't have playdates when I was a kid; our parents kicked us out till dark. And the weakest among us ended up on Unsolved Mysteries like Mother Nature intended.

If I've never had a Costco hotdog, have I even lived life?

It's fucking hot when he's a little bit possessive.

That's where you're wrong, I'm a goddamn delight.