Kat

I think my therapist hates me. Wish I had someone to talk to about this.

You can tell I'm a badass because I spell it badazz.

Born to dilly dally, forced to lock in.

seeing someone's handwriting for the first time is so intimate, like omg why is it so bad

if i'm sending a message in parts don't interrupt me. wait your turn

If I make a joke about wanting to kms and you sincere reply, congrats now I wanna kms and you

i will never elaborate because i have no idea what i just said

you know i keep that thang on me (whimsy)

Asked a guy his hobbies and he said, "I like to dilly dally"

i am now a better and more normal person than i was yesterday

I need the pedestrian version of thumbs-downing someone while driving. When someone's a complete twat while I'm walking (like a bicyclist doing something shitty), what can I say out loud to them that's not crass or rude but that's going to leave an impression?

The New Cat, His Frantic Human, and the Very, Very Good Hiding Place.

i heard an expert on NPR say, "contrary to popular belief, AC does not actually cool the room, it cools the AIR in the room," and i'd like to take this opportunity to say NPR, you need to be on your absolute best behavior right now.

You were playing hide and seek, but no one found you, which gave you time to read.

I need to fix my entire life. A long weekend should give me enough time, right?

Sometimes the subway goes too fast and I think the conductor's going to miss my stop

i should get paid to do nothing. i deserve that i have literally been through so much

Relearning my job every monday like adam sandler in 50 first dates

Aging is just people telling each other "20 is so young" "34 is so young" "52 is so young" until you die

the hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life

My secret to curbing my Twitter consumption is to close the app every time I see a stolen tweet