Rubenesque D1ck 🏳️‍🌈🦄

“You’re a slut” Well, yeah, I’m not about to waste all the sexual currency of my youth, Brenda.

The amount of people saying that pedophilia is not a dealbreaker is alarming

I think it’s weird when people when don’t go do stuff by themselves. I’d never leave my house if I wasn’t willing to do this.

You don’t wear underwear? You stick your naked penis and balls into your pants? What the fuck is wrong with you?

everything I have learned about her has been against my will

The insane lack of medical literacy in the US is a direct cause of factual, scientific information being taken away from our youth. I’m sorry, Stacie. But your Google search history doesn’t erase decades of scientific research. You’re harming your children.

We need to start worrying about what kind of world we’re leaving for Keith Richards.

To all the racists using the tragic passing of Malcolm-Jamal Warner to make jokes about “Black people can’t swim,” I’ll gladly pay for all of you to take a boating trip at Lake Lanier, where you can deep dive and show us what great swimmers your are.

sometimes the prettiest skies are after the storm

Be honest ⭐ Which of the following is more important?

Ohmygosh it's @baddgrl_ @BadCovid19 and @LikeRez12 but not @_Jizzabelle ?!?!?

Okay there's a place in your heart for me, and that's great...but like, what about a place in your ass?

Steve and Brad have been chucked out of the pub and they are NOT happy.

Okay this countryside ain't gonna terrorize itself

Blocking the Commanders' new stadium deal unless they change their name back to the Redskins is like an HOA requiring you to fly the Confederate flag.

As a Norwegian i have realized that the most brainwashed group in the world is the American people 🤔🤷

I have a meeting with HR in 30 minutes and I’m not even a CEO, I don’t get it.