Trash Inferno
@_Egregious
Unhealed and unhinged.
Just 'cos you ain't thinking about fucking me, doesn't mean I ain't thinking about fucking you.
Before you give any more life advice, think if you're the kind of person who should be giving life advice.
Okay there's a place in your heart for me, and that's great...but like, what about a place in your ass?
RIP to the one and only Ozzy Osbourne. There will never be another like him.
Sorry you've had a rough day. Would a big cheeseburger and a vigorous fingerbang help?
Together we could be enjoying midnight mozzarella sticks, but whatever I guess.
"You liked my tweet 14 seconds after I posted it, weird." Bitch I watched you write it, I'm living in your drywall.
In the 1800s, a lock of hair meant devotion. I gave one to the Uber driver, and he recoiled. Guess romance is dead.