Rep. Jack Kimble
@RepJackKimble
Republican Representing CA's 54th Dist. & co-sponsor of Poe's Law. Detective Jesus #1: Thou Shalt Not Kill is out on Amazon http://amzn.to/3aDgUmi.
With great appreciation to @JonButter2, the Detective Jesus book trailer is ready and I think it's so much better with such a quality voiceover #AmWriting #BookTrailer
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Sorry to hear about Malcolm-Jamal Warner. His decision to get into playing the bass was a great impetus for me to try my hand at standup
Uh oh, I sense CBS will have to cancel more shows to make up for this poll
Hey Snowflakes, I know you got offended about my post likening President Trump making Washington change their name back to the Redskins to an HOA requiring residents to fly the confederate flag. Could you do me a favor though and please let me know when you're replying if you're…
I had a bunch of wonderful followers tell me last night that they had already purchased Detective Jesus 1: Thou Shalt Not Kill. This is wonderful! If you're looking for another book to read, can I recognize this gem by @3YearLetterman amzn.to/4nYMsUL
Blocking the Commanders' new stadium deal unless they change their name back to the Redskins is like an HOA requiring you to fly the Confederate flag.
President Trump is demanding that Syracuse go back to calling themselves the Orangemen and that the San Antonio Spurs change their name to Bone Spurs.
It's that time of the month again, folks. Everybody check if you're still following me and retweet for visibility
Phew, I saw Burgess Meredith trending and worried he had become undead. Great actor in so many different types of roles.
“Now concerning the things of which you wrote to me:” 1 Corinthians 7:1
It's not the doodling. It's the diddling
My father has a very specific way of speaking. People all over the world have mimicked it for decades. The insanity written in the Wall Street Journal, AIN’T IT and everyone knows it. Also in 47 years I’ve never seen him doodle once. Give me a break with the fake “journalisming’
Benedict Arnold was a hero at one time. He would have conquered Quebec if the Canadian Air Force hadn't had the Planes of Abraham.
Scientists who have lost their research jobs as a result of funding cuts, I understand there are $4 trillion dollar in new government grants to study the curse of the heartbreaking curse of Chronic Venous Insufficiency
If Trump sues Newscorpse over the WSJ article, he might be able to acquire Fox News and make them air pro-Trump stories. This is a game changer!
We will be looking for all pertinent information about who drove the hot dog truck into the building.
Look, if writing fanfiction about billionaires is an impeachable offense, I’m going to have to delete my Batman stories from AO3
Stephen Colbert was my instructor for 8 weeks at the Second CIty Training Center back in 1994 or 1995. He was a new father and really preoccupied with that for obvious reasons. He was very personable though and I remember talking about our love of geeky hobbies like Dungeons and…
I believe we need answers about Russian war crimes in Ukraine. I would like to see The Hague appoint Vladimir Putin to investigate. I believe he is the person to get to the bottom of this.
We deserve the truth about the Epstein Files. I'm ready for a Special Counsel to handle this. @MattGaetz, how about it?
I should follow you, but its against my principle..but i have to say you are FUNNY, really and we do need laughter to survive all the craziness around us., so even though I am WOKE, i still kinda like u becuz u at least have humor..u do not have my vote though..k?🪷