Dustin

A person raised off love and a person raised off survival see the world differently.

Losing my fucking mind later if you want to stop by

We need to start worrying about what kind of world we’re leaving for Keith Richards.

If you’re there, say something.

Am I following you?

I just come here to make noises and leave

I’d appreciate if you could kindly fix the road I was already taxed to fix, so I’m not causing damage to the car I am taxed annually to drive, which I purchased with the income that’s taxed, which sits in my driveway of my home that is taxed.

Energy drinks are just refrigerator cigarettes.

Interviewer: So what made you leave your last place of employment? Me: Coldplay…

People born in 1996 are turning 67 this year let that sink in

twitter is a psych ward

Some of you will like anything

What’s the secret to a happy life?

I prefer cohesion

Ok who’s birthday is it?

Life can be so tough…but you still need to wear deodorant.

What doesn’t kill you texts you in 6 months.

Your demons will comfort you when no one else will. That’s why it’s so hard to get rid of them.

Oh I love it and I hate it at the same time...

I’m a happy person, I just think of sad things all the time.