Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark
@Vhalechark
I am illiterate and I can’t read
I respect all of your opinions, but the best line off of Let God Sort ‘Em Out is “yellow diamonds look like pee-pee”
An exciting thing about getting older is meeting young people with exotic names like Gunboy or Turbo-Lisa and realizing that the world is returning to an age where everyone’s name is hard as fuck.
You don’t wear underwear? You stick your naked penis and balls into your pants? What the fuck is wrong with you?
What’s the most jacked sports car? A Lamborghini Chestarossa Fuck you
Tweet: “bodybuilding is self harm” Notifications: on Phone: all the way up my ass
Haha, yeah bro, she is fat. She’s sooooo fat lmao. She’s fatly stroking me off. She’s fatly bouncing on it. She’s fatly making me cum my brains out. My balls are empty bro, lololol.
BREAKING🚨: The sky is about to explode with meteors..... TWO meteor showers at the same time on the night of July 29 into the early hours of July 30. At its peak, expect up to 100 meteors per hour shooting across the night sky some even turning into fireballs!
BREAKING🚨: The sky is about to explode with meteors..... TWO meteor showers at the same time on the night of July 29 into the early hours of July 30. At its peak, expect up to 100 meteors per hour shooting across the night sky some even turning into fireballs!
I don’t care who I share a bathroom with; he/she/they, it does not matter. If you have a strong piss stream and a positive attitude you can share a bathroom with me any time.
No matter how many times I tap the x on this ad it won’t go away. Why would I pay to use an app that doesn’t work?
All men under 6 feet are labubu? So you think I’m a monstrous little imp? I’m a fiendish little demon? An evil little devil? You think I’m tiny Satan?
It rained last night and this morning I found my penis outside laying on the sidewalk with the worms
[pissing into the cave of the winds] oh fuck it’s blowing back at me, shitshitshit
I have never had a short girl ask me to talk to her like this, obviously my conversation style- oh. Maaaaaaaan.
When I wake up in the morning sometimes, wienor hard