Momma G

Who came up with “fun size” candy.. who the fuck has fun with 5 m&m’s

I hope you find all the happiness in the world. 💋

Being paranoid and stupid isn’t the best combination.

She’s the quiet one with the loud heart

Riding the crazy train with the music up high.

You're only as crazy as your last tweet.

We're all in some form of recovery

The pain in me sees the pain in you

Good morning to everyone, especially those who appreciate time by the water.

sometimes i wonder if stars feel the distance between them

Everytime I drive by cows, I say ‘cows!!’

The way the sun shines on this beach glass mosaic is magic.

One day you’ll wake up dead. Then what?

#NewProfilePic no filter

Nothing makes you feel older than your kid asking what a fax machine is.

The Target self-checkout camera: Psssst… look up. Me: *looks up* Oh god.

Some days I just want to float away to Cheddar Bay on a Gouda gondola

miners be like "i call digs"

i root so hard for some of you *not you though, i don’t like you

we can’t go back but i’ll hold your hand while we find our way forward

i find your lack of whimsy disturbing