Zoë

Feeling like a mugshot

Light mode this dark mode that okay but what about pink mode

I’m insane but it’s ok cause I’m material quality

I got the silly evil urge to frustrate someone

RIP old fart king Ozzy

Um….. meow

I ate the mystery meat and it tasted like hand sanitizer

Good morning does anyone know how much alcohol to put in my coffee

Gonna start booing conversations I don’t care about

Cleaning the house so I can be happy again

Im ur typical pumpkin spice iced latte white girl sorry

It’s what the fuck Monday! What the fuck!

Good morning I’m pissed

I immediately follow ppl with cat pfps

Doing strawpage for my alt zo3fife.straw.page

Never let being broke stop u from this

Hi could I have an espresso martini and a will to live please?

I deserve a bouquet of kittens

my joints are speaking morse code and the message is please stop

Red wine in a mug this morning bc coffee ain’t gonna do it

Good morning I woke up alive again