Sam Skoronski
@SamSkoronski
Cartoonist published in @NewStatesman. Aspiring sellout. Two of my tweets appeared in The Poke.
The hardest part of clown college was studying for the driver's test. We really had to cram.
Turns out the raven rapping at my chamber door was only trying to sell me something.
Just finished a book about a bloke trying to stay afloat after falling in the river. Gripping reed...
Love is sharing a glance across the room at a party that says, “We’re totally gossiping about these people in the car later.”
I'm going to write a celebrity gossip column and call it The Stars Maligned.
Some days, he's my soul mate. Others, it's more like he's my cell mate.
I won easily at alligator wrestling by choosing Siberia for the venue.
Always give hecklers a list of your allergies so they know what not to throw.
Our 9-month-old just said his first word! He said, "unencumbered!"
Don't judge a book by its cover. Judge it by its questionable Goodreads reviews.
HER: You're fatuous. ME: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me if I don't know what they mean.
Maybe there was a reason the internet used to scream at us when we logged on.
A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life. Or so I was informed.
I got my password right on the first try, so my computer's concerned it's not really me.
GENERAL MACARTHUR: I shall return. LIBRARIAN: You sure had better.
I got a manga on audiobook and it just sounded like a bunch of gibberish. Then I realized I had to play it backwards.
What if comic strip movies took off instead of comic book movies and every decade there was a lot of discourse over who they were gonna cast as Ziggy