Abe Yospe
@Cheeseboy22
I type words on my home computer and then, using an internet connection, I post those words to the world wide web. Also, an Elementary School Principal.
Saw a bird with a worm at 3:00 in the afternoon, which proves that it’s okay for birds to sleep in.
"Sleep like a baby " is a fallacy. Babies suck at sleeping.
Every parent has enjoyed going for a walk with their kid and have them grab a limb or a leaf and then have it whipped back into your face.
Sorry that one aunt on Facebook just sent you a friend request for the 12th time this year because she keeps “getting hacked.”
You don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law
I can forgive most things, but you spelled lose "loose", so get your stuff and get out.
I actually had to go inside of the bank just like the pilgrims did.
Bad news, I am no longer allowed to bring Arby's curly fries to share during yoga class.
Dads love saying, “I can see 3 eggs from where I’m standing that you haven’t found yet.”
I'm never more ninja than when I walk past the cell phone service salesman at the front of Costco.
I tried yoga today for the first time and my instructor expected me to bend over and then I left and went to Five Guys.
Son, before we had yoga, we played something called "Twister." It was like yoga, only fun.
Our 9-month-old just said his first word! He said, "unencumbered!"
Disney on Ice is perfect if you don't want to go to Disneyland but you still want to give Disney all your money.
One family activity we like to do between Christmas and New Year’s is try to remember the last time everyone had a shower.
No truer lyrics have ever been sung than, "And Mom and Dad can hardly wait for school to start again."
My son told me that he was worried about Santa at the North Pole because of global warning. Fortunately, I was able to tell him he has nothing to worry about because Santa isn't real.