pete griffin
@PeteGGriffin
carpenter. i'm still wide awake. (real name)
Today, I had to call all my former lovers and inform them that they should get tested for ADHD.
Eating your own cum is the only way to make sure you’re absorbing the most possible protein 💋💕💕💕💕
Eating your own cum is the only way to make sure you’re absorbing the most possible protein 💋💕💕💕💕
I was a kid with opinions, but I kept my mouth shut while I was still smackable. This is good advice if anyone knows any children.
microdosing cosplaying by going to eddington with covid 19 and not wearing a mask
(underarm kink anonymous meeting) moderator: let's go around the room and have everyone say their name and wave hi to the group.
New Orleans jazz clarinetist Doreen Ketchens plays for her grandson "You Are My Sunshine."
Does anyone have interest in buying 2 section 130 row 16 seats for the Eagles-Commanders week 18 game TBD date/time either January 3 or 4, 2026? Since it’s week 18 I’m only gonna ask for the face value of the ticket which is $530 for the pair. Seats pictured below
i'm glad i got married before the great male loneliness epidemic took hold.
The Honey Badger, Tyrann Mathieu, has announced his retirement. Truly one of a kind.
my wife doesn't know this but sometimes i withhold sex from her until i finish my chores.
Let’s confuse Non Midwesterners: Corn Sweat
Life is normally governed by time, weather, or season. Sometimes, I get caught in these long waves where my mood and outlook seems to feed directly through my internal organs and light is filtered into neat, clean colors that I can taste in my mouth.
stop asking me if i'm hungry. yes, i'm always hungry. sure, i can eat. room for dessert, yep. stop asking, it makes me feel gross.