haden reynolds (Robert)

Theme from “Cheers” (with some different chords)

getting better at hummingbirds, certainly couldn't be any worse

You were playing hide and seek, but no one found you, which gave you time to read.

Remember, you can always cover up the coverup

Sorry Internet, I don't have time to get angry at you today.

Only later did you realize your favorite professor's house looked like it was fished out of a canal.

I wish turning into my mother burned more calories

Jon Stewart reacts to CBS cancelling "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" and tells corporations and advertisers to "sack up"

I forgot to post this from my trip to Florida. This was the Allman Brothers mom's house

An only child is just a middle child in a parent sandwich

I'v lost the will & grace to live

Palm trees get your attention, sure, but are they a tree you'd tell your secrets to?

Sunday's redwood drive

feels like the Smurfs could've been more diverse

I feel like tom cruise would be really good at pole dancing

We’re all gangstas until there’s a bee in the car

the local market in my village has seagull flavored gum.

If I were karma I'd watch my back

Don’t you dare go to the moon, you stay off that moon! Cat:

Me: AI, does paint look darker when it's wet? AI: yes Me [after painting an exterior wall]: oh look, it's darker when it's dry

whenever i win an argument i treat myself to a victory meal (i haven’t eaten dinner in 3 years)