Laura Marie
@lmegordon
I'm a mom, an aspiring novelist, and a political activist.
Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife's plans for the second time.
To anyone who’s ever read these dumb little tweets and laughed out loud or rooted for me, or even just kept me company through life: THANK YOU from the bottom of my heart. I wouldn’t have made it without you.
On this Saturday night, I note with interest the whole “We’re saving the children from a global pedophile sex-trafficking ring” MAGA folks are awfully quiet about Trump’s obvious plan to pardon a woman who ran a global pedophile sex-trafficking ring.
I have a divorce client who is a therapist that told me at our last meeting I need to keep a good work/life balance. She said separating my job from my family life was “critical” for my health. Reader, she sent me 4 emails beginning at 10 pm last night and the first one began…
Okay so I am really tired right now, but I’m starting to see why the grinch built a castle on a mountain and plotted to destroy Whoville.
There are a lot of "rules" for parents these days. When I was a kid, the only rule for parents was to make sure the kid was home when the street lamps came on
I created “Burning Mom” alter ego so that no one in my real life would ever get hurt from my little jokes. Ten years later, I couldn’t pay anyone in my real life to care about my posts (except for my lifelong best friend from Tennessee ILY). That feels like some sort of literary…
Trump has more pictures with Jeffrey Epstein than most people have with their grandparents.
New Trump-Epstein photo just dropped, this one featuring James Brown. (via NYT)
I'm one of those weirdos who didn't need a daughter to empathize with girls or women
just thought to myself that maybe I should change outfits between my daytime and nighttime plans and instantly felt years of Cosmo magazine kick in like activated sleeper cell training
If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.
My kids asked me what games I used to play on my IPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.
what’s it called when you’re very smart but can’t remember anything and know literally nothing
My favorite app to scroll is Venmo because why is Bill making his wife pay him back for her Starbucks coffee?