Doctor Andromeda
@cygnus_dr
Professional. LUFC. 🖖 Sci-Fi. Quantum. Experiancer. Kebab lover. Not serious. Sometimes serious.
Maybe the wolf is in love with the moon, and each month it cries for a love it will never touch.
In the shop the server asked me if I would like cash back. "Yes please", I responded. "How much?', she replied. 'All of it'
Still my favourite video of all time, hope this legend is raising a glass to the big man tonight
British ppl love to say "it can't have gone very far" when they've lost something
For some reason I’ve got former Everton player Darren Gibson on my LinkedIn, and at 3am this morning he posted this
Was stood behind someone who appears not to have ever used a car park ticket machine before. Or any machine.
Am I the only person who does not own an air fryer? Or even want to own one?
The White House is about to drop proof of aliens
BREAKING: The Wall Street Journal is reporting that the DOJ told Donald Trump in May that his name is in the Epstein files.
Was filling up the car at the petrol station and a guy rolled down his window on his way out and called me a 'Four-eyed Cunt' Thanks mate 👍
If you're having second thoughts you're two ahead of most people these days.
My lads six week holidays start tomorrow. Six week holidays seem a fantasy now in working life.
Do you go along with the conspiracy that Big Pharma will never cure disease because it would financially cripple them?
I get really pissed off if a meeting finishes early and the organiser says "I'll give you back some time". Fuck off. Do you think you're a fucking time lord or something? Wanker.