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@kbdaly2468
If you're looking for words of encouragement or possibly a hug, well look somewhere else.
I've never played the bagpipes but I have carried a screaming two-year-old toddler over my shoulder.
I got more points on my license for eating an ice cream whilst driving down the M8 than Cork got in that second half.
My dog and I both freak out whenever the doorbell rings but we run in opposite directions.
Perhaps today is the day I will get my shit together: a fairy tale
You take away the looks, money, intelligence, charm and success and, really, there's no real difference between me and Jessica Alba.
What's your favourite position in bed? Next to the wall so I can charge my phone..
Smoking cures weight problems...eventually...
Burned my tongue on some pasta so I ate some ice cream and now I feel fat. Fuck my life.
Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.
A cleanse for me is switching to white wine🍷
My mum has been smelling something burning since 2003
The Blue Pool, Glengarriff, County Cork, Ireland, Gordon Meade!💚🇮🇪☘️
Never be afraid to speak your mind, but know when to shut the fuck up.
Give a lazy person a difficult job and they'll find an easy way to do it
When someone from your distant past suddenly reaches out to you for no reason, there’s a reason.
Might pop down to Smyths toy store and see if they can find my feckin marbles😏
Time is precious, waste it wisely.