Lyss

About to “hell yeah brother” my way into his DMs

Ozzy AND Hulk Hogan, this is 9/11 if you grew up in a town with one Dairy Queen

Shaking my cheeks in the Hamptons cheers mfs

Rawdogging a 3 hour flight should I jump

Reverse cowgirl so we can both watch Shark Week

Relearning my job every monday like adam sandler in 50 first dates

Yall get so mad when I don’t reply but would willingly go Blind if you had to look at my messages tab on this App

Spent too much time in the sun today, time to text the guy who is not my boyfriend I want us to get married

just found out that. Raisings are grape I’m shaking I. So scared

(climbing into your skin) scooch over

the hottest girl you know is on twitter posting about sports

First date we goin to a coldplay concert im tryna see if you stay on camera or hide

grok is pee stored in the balls

Releasing the Epstein list on the Jumbotron at a Coldplay concert

imagine being 77 and still in a situationship with a man you met in the 1960s

“I asked grok” “I asked chatgpt” I asked my Chief of HR if she wanted to go to a Coldplay concert and she said yes :)

what are some beginner concerts for someone just getting into cheating

you gonna believe me or that lying ass coldplay jumbotron?

[the other guy cheating on his wife at the Coldplay concert] phew