mommygirl, CPA

Calling the guy hitting on me at the bar Unc

About to walk into the salon with my current hair to see my stylist who remembers me looking like this. Please pray

Back in Charleston already so sweaty

Ok im done I’ll shut up now

I wonder if anyone else on the plane is listening to the Mulan soundtrack or if it’s just me

Me “I need to save money” Me 11 seconds later: books hair appt across the country and orders - micro bikini - 5 puzzles - cowboy boots - realisation par Dress Is there a rehab for this

Butterfinger for breakfast sorry Dentist

Can I get someone to hack the govt Venmo link so it redirects to mine

Some disgusting pervert has followed me

the dr called and ordered that u all have to be nice to me

If a new hair color doesn’t fix my life im giving up for real

Guy next to me’s leg is so far into my seat people probably think we’re f*cking Raw. No shot my guy move over

At the airport feeling Evil

July has been the longest month of my life

How do I find a horse I can ride freely for a week in Montana thanks

Sometimes I want to have a child and then I go to the mall