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@fuqingaverage

future stay-at-home dad. current professional gambler

Joined June 2021

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chris 🫂@fuqingaverage · Apr 26, 2022

the set up vs. the shot 👍

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chris 🫂@fuqingaverage · Jul 24

some nights i just stay up and plot on what i should be a hater on tomorrow

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chris 🫂@fuqingaverage · Jul 21

i’d switch up on my day 1s for a 6-month unemployment era

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chris 🫂@fuqingaverage · Jul 19

this still humbles me to this day

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chris 🫂@fuqingaverage · Jul 17

you gonna believe me or that lying ass coldplay jumbotron?

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chris 🫂@fuqingaverage · Jul 16

daily affirmations: 1. i am not chopped 2. my aura does not need to be farmed 3. i will not be rage baited 4. i will not crash out 5. i will hit my parlay

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chris 🫂@fuqingaverage · Jul 14

i mean yeah maybe your life is meaningless, and your old hobbies don’t excite you anymore, and you just work all day, and don’t have freedom, and question what its all for, and you’re lowkey getting chopped

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chris 🫂@fuqingaverage · Jun 25

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chris 🫂@fuqingaverage · Apr 27

unfortunately me

ssully ⌖@dkmsully · Apr 26

that one oomf that lowkey fell off

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chris 🫂@fuqingaverage · Jan 28

my 26 year old unemployed homie

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chris 🫂@fuqingaverage · Dec 16

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chris 🫂@fuqingaverage · Nov 16

had to pause my black ops 6 camo grind and touch grass

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blane ?@oatmilk0 · Nov 2

county republican booth just asked me “you ready to vote son” like bro i’m wearing a clairo shirt im not your guy

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MLB@MLB · Oct 26

IT'S GONE IT'S GONE IT'S GONE IT'S GONE FREDDIE FREEMAN #WALKOFF GRAND SLAM

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chris 🫂@fuqingaverage · Oct 21

no longer the “new employee” at work. just got referred to as the “been here a while” employee

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chris 🫂@fuqingaverage · Oct 4

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chris 🫂@fuqingaverage · Jun 22, 2024

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chris 🫂@fuqingaverage · Mar 22, 2024

dude.

TT.@__T_touch · Mar 19, 2024

Praying for financial breakthrough, financial stability & financial consistency. 🕯🕯️

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chris 🫂@fuqingaverage · Mar 3, 2024

biked 100 miles because i am an idiot

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chris 🫂@fuqingaverage · Feb 3, 2024

my coworkers saw this post on instagram & found a lot of my previous twitter history. it has never been so over for me.

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