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“Life’s no fun through clear waters.” - Addison Rae

If I can’t spend a million dollars a week at the grocery store on stuff like spicy cauliflower dip I will kill myself

Your honor my client wouldn’t do that

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your honor, you know me

Your honor that’s just not something I’d do

You’re telling me they sell pizza in a hut

So the hut is made out of pizza?

Have you gotten your daily servings of orange foods

(calm, rational) They all want to see me burned at the stake

Guy who replies before reading the replies

Your honor my client doesn’t have a bad bone in his body

I saved this little kid from drowning yesterday and now he won’t leave me alone like go away I’m not your friend

One Flew Over Labubu’s Nest

Don’t act tough if you have an allergy of any kind

Your gay as hell if you have sensitive teeth