Salsabeard

I’m all out of charm today.

I wasn’t paid to start the U2 fan club. I did it pro bono.....

She carried a ladder all the way into the water for this

Bad week to be a celebrity.

The day I see myself in your eyes I will know what love means ..

Everyone deserve love…

10000000%

Do me a favor and state the obvious so I feel like we’re married.

World travel should be mandatory

my moral compass points towards kfc.

Me answering phone: didn’t I just talk to you yesterday?

Don't give up it gets worse!

Bring back 70’s bush, babe

Make a statement

words not meant for me, yet in a chosen few I quietly find myself

I just let a woman trim my beard…and I would do it again.

Alopecia

I wish I was special

You’re so fucking special

-Chili verde -French omelette -Prime rib -Punched potatoes -Homemade BBQ sauce -Eggs Benedict with fresh -hollandaise sauce. -Browned butter linguine and shrimp. Etc.